Chris-Chan's Ego

Chris, what's up with ya mind?
Could ya leave the girls alone, you blind?
You're creepin' em out with your stink,
Handsome? That's what you think!
You are unhygienic,
More to give you a stinky nick,
Crooked yellow teeth,
I dunno how you eat.
And now you creep away those girls,
Including that one Pearl,
Want to know why you think you're beautiful?
There's one thing that is very shameful:
Your ego!


Chris-Chan's Ego!
(Chris-Chan's Ego!)
That's his Ego!
(Dat Ego!)
His very Pride!
(Very very pride!)
Christian Weston Chandler's Ego,


Because of that, you get in trouble,
Your smell gets girls force to wear air bubbles,
Your ego makes you very hypocrite,
That make you no one's favorite,
You are said to be very handsome, but you so wrong!
And you're not really, really strong!
You're fat as a pig,
Weak as a twig,
Stinky as a skunk,
Ugly as a bum who is drunk!
Want to know why you think you're beautiful?
There's one thing that is very shameful:
Your ego!


Chris-Chan's Ego!
(Chris-Chan's Ego!)
Chris-Chan's Ego!
(Chris-Chan's Ego!)
That's his Ego!
(Dat Ego!)
His very Pride!
(Very very pride!)
Christian Weston Chandler's Ego,


Hey, hey, what is all this I'll check?
Sonichu, what the heck?
Dude, your comic shows things very inappropriate and it really sucks,
It even makes one guy see it for the first time and go: "What the F***!"
I'll review: your character there you created, Sonichu,
He is just a combination of Sonic the Hedgehog and Pikachu!
This comic will never make it to be sold for profit!
You'll infringe copyright, and you should know it!
You should make them more original, you made them be Mary Sues!
Also, you should need to do so, so you don't get absolutely sued!
Want to know why you think you and your comic's beautiful?
There's one thing that is very shameful:
Your ego!


Chris-Chan's Ego!
(Chris-Chan's Ego!)
Chris-Chan's Ego!
(Chris-Chan's Ego!)
That's his Ego!
(Dat Ego!)
His very Pride!
(Very very pride!)
Christian Weston Chandler's Ego,

Okay, now what did you do now?
First thing I know you get banned from many stores, wow,
But now you're getting arrested?!
Good thing they let you go, as they suggested.
That Chris seems to now learned his lesson, right?
Huh, I guess he didn't learn allright,
He's sitting back at his PC,
Makin' more Sonichu villains, with one of them based on... me?
Chris, I tried to help you, but you seem to be refusing,
Hope you defend yourself in far future, since that fate was your choosing,
Want to know why you think you're very powerful?
There's one thing that is very shameful:
Your ego!

Chris-Chan's Ego!
(Chris-Chan's Ego!)
Chris-Chan's Ego!
(Chris-Chan's Ego!)
That's his Ego!
(Dat Ego!)
His very Pride!
(Very very pride!)
Christian Weston Chandler's Ego,

You think you very pure?
You are very immature!
You committed all the seven sins, fool!
You're not grasping about them, and that's not cool!
First there's Avarice, AKA Greed,
You spend too much money whose better life you need!
Then there's Envy, and you do have that, too,
Because of your whatchamacallit, oh, yeah! Noviophobia, dude!
Now there's Gluttony, you eat too much, and!
You don't even how to cook, man!
Now there's Lust, because of a lot o' "CHINA!" you cry,
Now there's Sloth, you don't like to work, that'a why,
Now there's Wrath, because of you being a Virgin with Rage which is wide,
And last but not least, your ego, AKA the very dangerous Pride...
Which is his very ego!

Chris-Chan's Ego!
(Chris-Chan's Ego!)
Chris-Chan's Ego!
(Chris-Chan's Ego!)
That's his Ego!
(Dat Ego!)
His very Pride!
(Very very pride!)
Christian Weston Chandler's Ego!
(Christian Weston Chandler's Ego!)
Chris-Chan's Ego!
(Chris-Chan's Ego!)
Chris-Chan's Ego!
(Chris-Chan's Ego!)
That's his Ego!
(Dat Ego!)
His very Pride!
(Very very pride!)
Christian Weston Chandler's Ego!

That's his very, very ego!